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Thursday, 11 December 2014

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child

If You Didn't Do These ... THEN You didn’t grow up in Nigeria??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.

― If you didn't play with rubber bands.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.

― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
down from the tree.

― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a

- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with

- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.

- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter

- If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango
trees at nights

- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it your car!

- If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.

- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass and sand without fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.

-if you never steal a meat from pot.

-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked with your cloth in yours hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't



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Chris Amanze

Bro all the above

Endy Edeson

yes ochris. even me too.

Underrated Sammy Oluwadamilare

Life in dose days.

Bridget Brie Nleya

98% u mentioned we also did that in Zimbabwe.

Endy Edeson

@BRIDGET: really? that means Africans are bond by ONE BLOOD

Bridget Brie Nleya

True that.

Monday Onoja

I did more than that

Kanayo John

copy n paste well done sha for time wey u use paste

Kanayo John

copy n paste well done sha for time wey u use paste oo

Urica Angelrex Kate

Hahaaha..i love d lower parts most.d only one i didnt do was cork soccer

Carolyn Wangui JT

hey Endy, we also did that here in Kenya

John Pomina

U really try
Like  ·  Delete  ·  Report  ·  6 December at 19:45

John Pomina

U really try. I love dis

Hon Ehi Chris

Bath in d bathroom and come out naked wit ur cloths on ur hands really funny

Ebere Nwankwo

hahahaha!!? i did almost everytn oo, jeesus?? tnx endy for dis post, if reminded me of so manytn. lol!

Edovia Lauretta

u did not include the moon light tale at nite

Emeka Solomon

what of after round one, police and thief, ten ten, tinko tinko, suwe, mobuyo temi, I call on, licking of blood with the expectation that it will go back to its position, and lot more. my childhood was full of fun jare, kids of this days ain't enjoying anything.

Bala Umar Gadam

u rely remind me of my past, i did almost all

Edwin Scott

what about the one the moon/sun following you everywhere you go.

TG GodGift

if u didn't enjoy any of dis get birth-agn to enjoy at least one.

John Ukas

What a life. I feel Lik to cry. I wish I could just go back in time just a week

Dunks Chuks

I did all

Stànléy O Ehíbôr

Thumb up Endy.

Ikechukwu Luke Akamere

if u didnt cherish birds, catch lizardz, drive bores, ahahahhaha chai it was really fun those days

Chibuzor Ukaegbu

Oh, i really felt d nostalgic of my childhood life, i did almst all, i almst shed tears as am reminded of all dat. It ws really fun.

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