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Monday, 8 February 2016

POLITICS: Senator Shehu Sani Wants Buhari to Pretend as if he is 'DEAD' - His 11 Rules

Senator Shehu Sani who was suspended by Kaduna State APC has released rules on how the president should enjoy his 6 days mystery vacation. He asked the president to be mute in every area of his public life as if he is lifeless but continue to enjoy himself with his wife and children.





Below is the 11 Rules the Senator suggested to Buhari Mystery Vacation:
1. President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything that could distract him
2. Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.
3. Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.
4. Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.
5. Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.
6. Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.
7. Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.
8. Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.
9. Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”
10. Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.
11. Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.

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Yvonne Onaibe

Hahahahahaha

He no want the man BP to rise na

Endy Edeson

yvonne: the president will be tempted to voilate these rules if he decides to abide by the rules. even shehu sani can't abide by this rules

Muhammad Yusuf Musa

If it's real holiday he should follow dese rules...

Yvonne Onaibe

He should violate it o

Them fit dethrone am sharp sharp

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