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Saturday 7 September 2013

::Exclusive Interview with PATRICK OBAHIAGBON::

Photo: ::Exclusive Interview with PATRICK OBAHIAGBON::

“WAEC Seized My English Result And Released It At My 3rd Attempt-”

"I’ve spent an hour daily reading dictionaries in the last 20 years" – 



Former house of Assembly member Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon recently granted PUNCH NEWSPAPERS interview. He told the paper why he speaks big grammars and lots of other controversial issues.
Read the Interview below:



What is your educational background

I am by the grace of the celestial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreled Master’s degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.


Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?

I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?

I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

 Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

 Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago.

How does your family understand your English?

 My family and friends understand me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.

Is this the way you were speaking in your school days?

I’m sure if you confer with my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call “grammar.” I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won’t understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.

How did you start speaking in this manner?

It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.

Did you write exams in school in these big words?

 I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.

WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Didn’t you have problems with your teachers?

It no doubt gave me serious issues at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.

Was English your best subject?

 My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.

So what did you score in English language?

English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.

 Do you pray the same way you speak?

God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”

Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.

By the way, are there other names you call God?

God is variously known as Jehovah, Yaweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here.

 Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating

Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmo.

END OF INTERVIEW.



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“WAEC Seized My English Result And Released It At My 3rd Attempt-”
"I’ve spent an hour daily reading dictionaries in the last 20 years" –
Former house of Assembly member Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon recently granted PUNCH NEWSPAPERS interview. He told the paper why he speaks big grammars and lots of other controversial issues.
Read the Interview below:

….Popular Long Bus MOLUE Has Been Banned from Lagos Island Lagos is Gearing Towards Becoming a MEGA CITY….

Photo: …NEWS around LAGOS State….

….Popular Long Bus MOLUE  Has Been Banned from Lagos Island…. 
….Lagos is Gearing Towards Becoming a MEGA CITY….

The Lagos State Government has banned commuter buses, popularly known as Molue, from plying routes on Lagos Island, Lagos, southwest Nigeria.

The government says no Molue bus should cross any bridge linking the mainland with the Island, such as Third Mainland, Eko and Carter bridges, as they could no longer operate in the Central Business District, CBD.

The state government said the decision was taken in its determination to ensure adequate monitoring of commuter bus operators as reagrds compliance with traffic rules and regulations.

The General Manager, Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA, Engr. Babatunde Edu, at a stakeholder’s meeting with the Branch Chairmen of the Lagos Urban Bus Owners Association of Nigeria, LUBON, the operators of Molue buses in the state on Wednesday in Oshodi, said the new directive came into effect since 19 August, 2013.

“Though the Lagos State Government was supposed to have commenced enforcement last month, being a responsive and responsible government which believes in enlightenment before enforcement, we therefore decided to shift the enforcement to 4th of this month,” he said.

Edu stated that LASTMA has been mandated to ensure strict compliance with the ban and impound any bus that flouts the ban after 4 September.

The General Manager further said that Molue buses could ply roads in any other part of the state aside the restricted areas, reiterating that government has not banned the buses outright.

He said the buses are restricted to areas like Orile, Iyana Ipaja, Mile 2, Mile 12 among others and urged operators to voluntarily comply with the new directive.

While taking the operators through the prohibited routes, which include Iddo, Ebute Ero, Apongbon, Obalende, Idumota, CMS, among others, Edu appealed for cooperation and support of all the stakeholders.

Responding, the leader of the team, Engr. Taofeek Adesina commended the government for its effort to restore sanity and order in the state and therefore pledged the readiness of his union to lend its support.

—Kazeem Ugbodaga

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The Lagos State Government has banned commuter buses, popularly known as Molue, from plying routes on Lagos Island, Lagos, southwest Nigeria.

The government says no Molue bus should cross any bridge linking the mainland with the Island, such as Third Mainland, Eko and Carter bridges, as they could no longer operate in the Central Business District, CBD.

….A 21-Year-Old Girl Has Vowed To Sleep With 100,000 Men Around The World…

Photo: Sexual Fantasies 

….A 21-Year-Old Girl Has Vowed 

To Sleep With 100,000 Men Around The World…


While young women in their 20s map their plans in college, a career and their future family, 21-year-old Ania Lisewska has one certain goal that she has started working on: sleeping with 100,000 men around the world. Is it real? Or just a hoax?
"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," Lisewska said in an interview with Australian Times, according to India Today.
She’s not even single. The young brunette from Warsaw, Poland has a boyfriend, who reportedly decided to accept Ania’s long term plans, though he is not comfortable with the idea but he has yet to leave her.
And why she’s doing this?
She said, “In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant  or mentally ill.”

GUYS, WOULD YOU DATE OR MARRY A LADY WITH THIS KIND OF AMBITION?

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While young women in their 20s map their plans in college, a career and their future family, 21-year-old Ania Lisewska has one certain goal that she has started working on: sleeping with 100,000 men around the world. Is it real? Or just a hoax?
"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," Lisewska said in an interview with Australian Times, according to India Today.

…Covenant University Bans Students From Using Jeans, Make Ups, High Heels, Face Caps etc

Photo: Gist from Covenant UNIVERSITY::

…Covenant University Bans Students From Using  Jeans, Make Ups, High Heels, Face Caps etc

…Covenant University is a No Nonsense School…

Covenant University, which is a private Christian University owned by Living Faith Church founded by Bishop David Oyedepo, recently released their student handbook (2013/2017) . In it, the school listed a number of clothing items not allowed within the school premises. They banned practically everything.  No jeans, no short skirts, no pencil skirt, no sleeveless top, no high heels, no body hugging top/dress, minimal make-up, no face cap, no painting of nails etc.

Some students of the university are complaining about the strict dress code but then you had other options and you chose Covenant...so why complain?

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…Covenant University is a No Nonsense School…
Covenant University, which is a private Christian University owned by Living Faith Church founded by Bishop David Oyedepo, recently released their student handbook (2013/2017) . In it, the school listed a number of clothing items not allowed within the school premises. They banned practically everything. No jeans, no short skirts, no pencil skirt, no sleeveless top, no high heels, no body hugging top/dress, minimal make-up, no face cap, no painting of nails etc.

…2Face Idibia To Give N6 Million To The Winners Of “2face Peace Awards”

Photo: ::Good Initiative::

…2Face Idibia To Give N6 Million To The Winners Of “2face Peace Awards”



Innocent Ujah Idibia aka 2Face Idibia, is introducing the “2face Peace Awards” to promote peace and support young Nigerians involved in peace projects in their communities, where six winners would be selected for the awards.
According to him, the six categories are:
1.	Women-led Peace Building
2.	Youth Peace Building
3.	Peace building in the environment (for those having conflicts over resources).
4.	Projects on urban violence and community peace building
5.	The use of technology or Social Media for peace building
6.	Mediation directed at reducing violence against women and girls.
The pop star said that N1million would be presented to each winner, along with opportunities to attend key global peace summits and exchange programmes in 2014.


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Innocent Ujah Idibia aka 2Face Idibia, is introducing the “2face Peace Awards” to promote peace and support young Nigerians involved in peace projects in their communities, where six winners would be selected for the awards.
According to him, the six categories are:

…I Did Not Win This Election! …PDP Candidate Refused To Accept Victory After Elections Were Rigged...

Photo: …Political Honesty ::

…I Did Not Win This Election! 
…PDP Candidate Refused To Accept Victory After Elections Were Rigged...

… Says APC Won

A councilorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in Shawo South West ward in Offa Local Government of Kwara State, Mr. Afolabi Olawole has rejected victory at the election. He was declared winner of the ward election by the Kwara State Independent Electoral Commission (KWASIEC) in Saturday’s rerun election. He stated that he did not win in the election. According to him, the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Mr. Adefioye Kayode won the election.

He stated that he rejected his announced victory based on his religious belief of not cheating. He added that his stand was also to ensure that his community did not witness violence and retrogression. 

KWASIEC had announced that PDP won the ward. According to him, APC polled 1,213 to defeat PDP he said had 568.
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A councilorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in Shawo South West ward in Offa Local Government of Kwara State, Mr. Afolabi Olawole has rejected victory at the election. He was declared winner of the ward election by the Kwara State Independent Electoral Commission (KWASIEC) in Saturday’s rerun election. He stated that he did not win in the election. According to him, the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Mr. Adefioye Kayode won the election.

“ I’m in Love with Nigerian President, I’ve always had a crush on him” BBA Constestant, HUDDAH MONROE tweets...

Photo: ……..::Kenyan LOVE::……Bilateral Relations…

…President Jonathan is in Kenya for a 3 Days Visit…

“ I’m in Love with Nigerian President,  I’ve always had a crush on him”

BBA Constestant, HUDDAH MONROE tweets...



Nigerian President, Goodluck Jonathan is  in Kenya this weekend. Aside the Kenyan President who welcomed him, Kenya's BBA-The Chase Contestant, Huddah Monroe also welcomed  the president. She said she has always had a crush on him and wanted him. She tweeted that Dame Patience Jonathan children should be ready to have step mother as she is going to steal the heart of the president. 



A statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Reuben Abati, stated that the visit is in furtherance of efforts to boost bilateral cooperation between Nigeria and Kenya which were initiated during President Kenyatta’s visit to Abuja in July this year.

The statement said “the Bilateral talks between Nigeria and Kenya in Nairobi on Friday will focus on the expansion of cooperation between the two countries in the areas of trade, economic development, agriculture and tourism development”.

Mr. Jonathan is accompanied on the trip by the First Lady, Patience Jonathan; and the Ministers of Foreign Affairs; Agriculture and Rural Development; Industry, Trade & Investment; Interior; Petroleum Resources; and Culture, Tourism & National Orientation.

The president is also scheduled to participate in a business forum with leading Kenyan and Nigerian investors.

He will address a joint session of the Kenyan Parliament and meet Nigerians resident in the country before returning to Abuja on Saturday.

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Nigerian President, Goodluck Jonathan is in Kenya this weekend. Aside the Kenyan President who welcomed him, Kenya's BBA-The Chase Contestant, Huddah Monroe also welcomed the president. She said she has always had a crush on him and wanted him. She tweeted that Dame Patience Jonathan children should be ready to have step mother as she is going to steal the heart of the president. 

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